The Daily Mail has learned, by imagining them, of literally BILLIONS of incidents of listening to loud music, all of them involving so-called new age travellers.

In the glorious days of Some bloke in the pub, no hardworking family of Britain would expect to experience listening to loud music, but nowadays thanks to so-called new age travellers listening to loud music is an everyday occurence.

Frankly, the only thing that any sane person can say is Hoorah for the blackshirts!.