Why, Oh Why, Oh Why do we allow young muslim men such freedom? Not only are they probably communists, but young muslim men have this week been revealed as trolling social media users.

If only the Government and the guacomole-munchers of Islington were a little less concerned with helping Johnny-foreigner and a little more concerned with the rights of the hard working majority of our glorious Nation, then perhaps young muslim men would not get away with such treachery.

That certainly seems to be the opinion of Boris Johnson who this week said, "a glorious thousand-year reich seems like the only practical choice to stem the tide of economic migrants".

So, next time you are at a dinner party and the menu involves sun dried tomatoes, just consider whether you think that trolling social media users is acceptable behaviour.