Now children are openly being encouraged to flout the laws of morality and the land. Gangs of children, some still in their prams have been plotting to kidnap a senior royal outside nursery schools.

Terror expert Amanda Platell has analysed the phenomenon in a new book which we certainly aren’t plugging although it is available from our bookshop for just £7.99; a fantastic 1.7% discount.

In "Plotting to kidnap a senior royal: The True Face Of Evil", Amanda Platell says, "arbeit macht frei".

A decent "Big Society" that cared about children would bring back hanging for gangs of children, some still in their prams. After the hanging the still twitching bodies would be deported to somewhere tropical and foreign.