Now children are openly being encouraged to flout the laws of morality and the land. Coloureds have been selling drugs to schoolchildren for fun outside nursery schools.

Terror expert Vince Cable has analysed the phenomenon in a new book which we certainly aren’t plugging although it is available from our bookshop for just £7.99; a fantastic 1.7% discount.

In "Selling drugs to schoolchildren for fun: The True Face Of Evil", Vince Cable says, "Its the terrorists fault. Watch my eyes. Te-rror-ists. Now I can say anything I like and you’ll think it makes sense somehow. Brilliant. Te-rror-is-ts.".

A decent "Big Society" that cared about children would bring back hanging for coloureds. After the hanging the still twitching bodies would be deported to somewhere tropical and foreign.