I’m not racist but surely allowing the poor to flout our British way of life means that things have gone too far? Eating babies is just not British.

Some leftists will predictably argue that the poor aren’t eating babies in reality. But reality has a well known left-wing bias. Jeremy Clarkson agrees with me, saying today, "If only we had a privitised National Identity scheme this would never have happened".

Let’s kick out the sickos and reclaim our traditional British heritage.