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The horror or Broken Britain continues this week.

First we learn that plotting the overthrow both of the British state and our way of life is becoming ever more common, then we learn that Guardian-reading do-gooders are threatening to smash up branches of McDonalds and Starbucks every day.

Among the hardworking Britons to attack Guardian-reading do-gooders threatening to smash up branches of McDonalds and Starbucks was a homeowner who today said I have always said if you want a speech, ask a man. If you want something done, ask a woman..


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