I’m not racist but surely allowing gangs of black youths to flout our British way of life means that things have gone too far? Eating babies is just not British.

Some leftists will predictably argue that gangs of black youths aren’t eating babies in reality. But reality has a well known left-wing bias. Conservative head office agrees with me, saying today, "arbeit macht frei".

Let’s kick out the sickos and reclaim our traditional British heritage.