The Daily Mail has learned, by imagining them, of literally BILLIONS of incidents of looting and pillaging supermarkets, all of them involving criminal gangs from Eastern Europe.

In the glorious days of John Major, no hardworking family of Britain would expect to experience looting and pillaging supermarkets, but nowadays thanks to criminal gangs from Eastern Europe looting and pillaging supermarkets is an everyday occurence.

Frankly, the only thing that any sane person can say is As I look ahead, I am filled with foreboding. Like the Roman, I seem to see the River Tiber foaming with much blood..