I’m not racist but surely allowing miners, bent on revenge to flout our British way of life means that things have gone too far? Plotting the overthrow both of the British state and our way of life is just not British.

Some leftists will predictably argue that miners, bent on revenge aren’t plotting the overthrow both of the British state and our way of life in reality. But reality has a well known left-wing bias. Lala from the teletubbies agrees with me, saying today, "Its the terrorists fault. Watch my eyes. Te-rror-ists. Now I can say anything I like and you’ll think it makes sense somehow. Brilliant. Te-rror-is-ts.".

Let’s kick out the sickos and reclaim our traditional British heritage.