The horror or Broken Britain continues this week.

First we learn that sacrificing goats to a gilded image of Ken Livingstone is becoming ever more common, then we learn that cyberterrorists are injecting crack into primary school children every day.

Among the hardworking Britons to attack cyberterrorists injecting crack into primary school children was Jim Davidson who today said these dole-scrounging n’er-do-wells must be eliminated at all costs..