The horror or Broken Britain continues this week.

First we learn that using skateboards and yobbish language to molest journalists is becoming ever more common, then we learn that Al Qu’aeda bosses are plotting to kidnap a senior royal every day.

Among the hardworking Britons to attack Al Qu’aeda bosses plotting to kidnap a senior royal was The Queen who today said these dole-scrounging n’er-do-wells must be eliminated at all costs..