The Daily Mail has learned, by imagining them, of literally BILLIONS of incidents of smoking skunk in the halls of Parliament, all of them involving the unions.

In the glorious days of The Queen, no hardworking family of Britain would expect to experience smoking skunk in the halls of Parliament, but nowadays thanks to the unions smoking skunk in the halls of Parliament is an everyday occurence.

Frankly, the only thing that any sane person can say is Yet again these oafs have destroyed my evening..