The Daily Mail has learned, by imagining them, of literally BILLIONS of incidents of listening to loud music, all of them involving Cherie Blair’s friends.

In the glorious days of Jeremy Clarkson, no hardworking family of Britain would expect to experience listening to loud music, but nowadays thanks to Cherie Blair’s friends listening to loud music is an everyday occurence.

Frankly, the only thing that any sane person can say is A glorious thousand-year reich seems like the only practical choice to stem the tide of economic migrants.