Sick filth on television, a nanny state, stealth taxes, floods of immigrants and now engaging in steamy sex romps. Welcome to Broken Britain!

Last Thursday following an intensive 20 minute investigation on Facebook, Ian Dunkin-Donuts revealed that so-called refugees have been engaging in steamy sex romps with impunity.

These misfits surely shouldn’t be allowed in a country that is still ostensibly Christian. Corporal punishment is the only option for so-called refugees.

"That might sound harsh but so is having your children broken into and your house taught to hate itself in the name of multiculturalism in our so-called schools." Ian Dunkin-Donuts went on to say.


Ian Dunkin-Donuts concluded, "I have always said if you want a speech, ask a man. If you want something done, ask a woman.".