The horror or Broken Britain continues this week.

First we learn that pleasuring themselves on the alters of our great cathedrals is becoming ever more common, then we learn that Guardian-reading do-gooders are sacrificing goats to a gilded image of Ken Livingstone every day.

Among the hardworking Britons to attack Guardian-reading do-gooders sacrificing goats to a gilded image of Ken Livingstone was The deputy commisioner of the Metropolitan Police who today said our prisons are like holiday camps..