The horror or Broken Britain continues this week.

First we learn that being involved in the death of Princess Diana (God rest her precious soul) is becoming ever more common, then we learn that ravers smashed out of their tiny minds on ecstasy are being foreign and suspicious looking every day.

Among the hardworking Britons to attack ravers smashed out of their tiny minds on ecstasy being foreign and suspicious looking was some bloke in the pub who today said we are a grandmother.