The horror or Broken Britain continues this week.

First we learn that hacking the Gibson is becoming ever more common, then we learn that Cherie Blair’s friends are being foreign and suspicious looking every day.

Among the hardworking Britons to attack Cherie Blair’s friends being foreign and suspicious looking was Winston Churchill, speaking through a medium who today said Its the terrorists fault. Watch my eyes. Te-rror-ists. Now I can say anything I like and you’ll think it makes sense somehow. Brilliant. Te-rror-is-ts..