Why, Oh Why, Oh Why do we allow youths such freedom? Not only are they probably communists, but youths have this week been revealed as smashing up images of our queen of hearts, Lady Diana herself.

If only the Government and the guacomole-munchers of Islington were a little less concerned with helping Johnny-foreigner and a little more concerned with the rights of the hard working majority of our glorious Nation, then perhaps youths would not get away with such treachery.

That certainly seems to be the opinion of John Major who this week said, "society needs to condemn a little more and understand a little less.".

So, next time you are at a dinner party and the menu involves sun dried tomatoes, just consider whether you think that smashing up images of our queen of hearts, Lady Diana herself is acceptable behaviour.