The horror or Broken Britain continues this week.

First we learn that plotting to kidnap a senior royal is becoming ever more common, then we learn that gangs of black youths are smoking skunk in the halls of Parliament every day.

Among the hardworking Britons to attack gangs of black youths smoking skunk in the halls of Parliament was Ian Dunkin-Donuts who today said Things got out of hand and we’d had a few drinks. We smashed the place up and Boris set fire to the toilets..