The horror or Broken Britain continues this week.

First we learn that allowing foreign illegals to live is becoming ever more common, then we learn that chavs are using skateboards and yobbish language to molest journalists every day.

Among the hardworking Britons to attack chavs using skateboards and yobbish language to molest journalists was George Osborne who today said Things got out of hand and we’d had a few drinks. We smashed the place up and Boris set fire to the toilets..