Conservative head office has today said "make no mistake if this is allowed to continue Armageddon shall surely be upon us and woe betide all who would seek to impose upon us a surveillance society. For on that day the right shall inherit the Earth!".

Speaking at Alton Towers Conservative head office’s comments come in a week that has seen cyber criminals involved in threatening to smash up branches of McDonalds and Starbucks on an ever more frequent basis.

Conservative head office’s comments are both brave and perceptive. In a country where children as young as five are regularly exposed to cyber criminals it is about time that someone had the guts to stand up and tell the truth. Cyber criminals and the liberal communist atheist society that spawns them must be eliminated.