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The horror or Broken Britain continues this week.

First we learn that burning policemen at the stake is becoming ever more common, then we learn that anarchists calling themselves the Wombles are squatting houses left empty by families on holiday every day.

Among the hardworking Britons to attack anarchists calling themselves the Wombles squatting houses left empty by families on holiday was Margaret Thatcher who today said Its the terrorists fault. Watch my eyes. Te-rror-ists. Now I can say anything I like and you’ll think it makes sense somehow. Brilliant. Te-rror-is-ts..


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