The horror or Broken Britain continues this week.

First we learn that causing obesity is becoming ever more common, then we learn that Twitter users are setting fire to pensioners whilst high on skunk and crack every day.

Among the hardworking Britons to attack Twitter users setting fire to pensioners whilst high on skunk and crack was Winston Churchill, speaking through a medium who today said I have always said if you want a speech, ask a man. If you want something done, ask a woman..