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The horror or Broken Britain continues this week.

First we learn that being foreign and suspicious looking is becoming ever more common, then we learn that Noam Chomsky devotees are injecting crack into primary school children every day.

Among the hardworking Britons to attack Noam Chomsky devotees injecting crack into primary school children was an unnamed source who today said a glorious thousand-year reich seems like the only practical choice to stem the tide of economic migrants.


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