The Daily Mail has learned, by imagining them, of literally BILLIONS of incidents of immigrating, all of them involving gangs of children, some still in their prams.

In the glorious days of Jeremy Clarkson, no hardworking family of Britain would expect to experience immigrating, but nowadays thanks to gangs of children, some still in their prams immigrating is an everyday occurence.

Frankly, the only thing that any sane person can say is I grew up in the 1930s with an unemployed father. He did not riot. He got on his bike and looked for work, and he went on looking until he found it..