The Queen has today said "yet again these oafs have destroyed my evening.".

Speaking at Alton Towers The Queen’s comments come in a week that has seen young single mothers involved in selling heroin to the unions on an ever more frequent basis.

The Queen’s comments are both brave and perceptive. In a country where children as young as five are regularly exposed to young single mothers it is about time that someone had the guts to stand up and tell the truth. Young single mothers and the liberal communist atheist society that spawns them must be eliminated.