Why, Oh Why, Oh Why do we allow unemployed layabouts demanding benefits with menace such freedom? Not only are they probably communists, but unemployed layabouts demanding benefits with menace have this week been revealed as ripping off hard working families.

If only the Government and the guacomole-munchers of Islington were a little less concerned with helping Johnny-foreigner and a little more concerned with the rights of the hard working majority of our glorious Nation, then perhaps unemployed layabouts demanding benefits with menace would not get away with such treachery.

That certainly seems to be the opinion of Jacob Rees-Mogg who this week said, "these dole-scrounging n’er-do-wells must be eliminated at all costs.".

So, next time you are at a dinner party and the menu involves sun dried tomatoes, just consider whether you think that ripping off hard working families is acceptable behaviour.