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The Daily Mail has learned, by imagining them, of literally BILLIONS of incidents of admiring Jeremy Corbyn, all of them involving insane Brussels bureaucrats.

In the glorious days of The Queen, no hardworking family of Britain would expect to experience admiring Jeremy Corbyn, but nowadays thanks to insane Brussels bureaucrats admiring Jeremy Corbyn is an everyday occurence.

Frankly, the only thing that any sane person can say is I have always said if you want a speech, ask a man. If you want something done, ask a woman..


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