The Mail has learned that Cherie Blair’s friends are responsible for being involved in the death of Princess Diana (God rest her precious soul).

Has the world gone mad? Cherie Blair’s friends are being involved in the death of Princess Diana (God rest her precious soul) with impunity. Hanging is surely too good for these no good scum. Why doesn’t the Government use all the money it has stolen from the hardworking families of Britain in stealth taxes to make amends for the situation. Probably because they are too busy lining their pockets!

The Mail spoke to Jeremy Clarkson, who said "a glorious thousand-year reich seems like the only practical choice to stem the tide of economic migrants"