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The horror or Broken Britain continues this week.

First we learn that plotting to kidnap a senior royal is becoming ever more common, then we learn that criminal gangs from Eastern Europe are terrorising the elderly residents of a tranquil Gloucestershire village every day.

Among the hardworking Britons to attack criminal gangs from Eastern Europe terrorising the elderly residents of a tranquil Gloucestershire village was Ian Dunkin-Donuts who today said kill the poor.


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