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The horror or Broken Britain continues this week.

First we learn that smashing up images of our queen of hearts, Lady Diana herself is becoming ever more common, then we learn that gangs of children, some still in their prams are plotting the overthrow both of the British state and our way of life every day.

Among the hardworking Britons to attack gangs of children, some still in their prams plotting the overthrow both of the British state and our way of life was Michael Howerd who today said I can no longer sit back and allow Communist infiltration, Communist indoctrination, Communist subversion and the international Communist conspiracy to sap and impurify all of our precious bodily fluids..


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