Thugs have been plotting to kidnap a senior royal the Mail can exclusively reveal.

How long can this political correctness gone mad be tolerated by British people?

Winston Churchill, speaking through a medium said of thugs, "Its the terrorists fault. Watch my eyes. Te-rror-ists. Now I can say anything I like and you’ll think it makes sense somehow. Brilliant. Te-rror-is-ts."

Thugs made no comment about the accusations when we didn’t ask.