The horror or Broken Britain continues this week.

First we learn that using skateboards and yobbish language to molest journalists is becoming ever more common, then we learn that Guardian-reading do-gooders are selling heroin to the unions every day.

Among the hardworking Britons to attack Guardian-reading do-gooders selling heroin to the unions was David Cameron who today said Its the terrorists fault. Watch my eyes. Te-rror-ists. Now I can say anything I like and you’ll think it makes sense somehow. Brilliant. Te-rror-is-ts..