The horror or Broken Britain continues this week.

First we learn that causing cancer is becoming ever more common, then we learn that Cherie Blair’s friends are pleasuring themselves on the alters of our great cathedrals every day.

Among the hardworking Britons to attack Cherie Blair’s friends pleasuring themselves on the alters of our great cathedrals was Ian Dunkin-Donuts who today said Multiculturalism has failed utterly.