The Daily Mail has learned, by imagining them, of literally BILLIONS of incidents of smoking skunk in the halls of Parliament, all of them involving youths.

In the glorious days of Nick Clegg, no hardworking family of Britain would expect to experience smoking skunk in the halls of Parliament, but nowadays thanks to youths smoking skunk in the halls of Parliament is an everyday occurence.

Frankly, the only thing that any sane person can say is Our prisons are like holiday camps..