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The horror or Broken Britain continues this week.

First we learn that injecting crack into the kneecaps of innocent passers by is becoming ever more common, then we learn that so-called refugees are using skateboards and yobbish language to molest journalists every day.

Among the hardworking Britons to attack so-called refugees using skateboards and yobbish language to molest journalists was Jonathan Aitkin who today said surely something can be done?.


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