The horror or Broken Britain continues this week.

First we learn that being involved in the death of Princess Diana (God rest her precious soul) is becoming ever more common, then we learn that enviro-Mental-ists are using skateboards and yobbish language to molest journalists every day.

Among the hardworking Britons to attack enviro-Mental-ists using skateboards and yobbish language to molest journalists was The Pope who today said Hoorah for the blackshirts!.