The horror or Broken Britain continues this week.

First we learn that reading the works of Karl Marx is becoming ever more common, then we learn that lesbians are smashing up images of our queen of hearts, Lady Diana herself every day.

Among the hardworking Britons to attack lesbians smashing up images of our queen of hearts, Lady Diana herself was a homeowner who today said Things got out of hand and we’d had a few drinks. We smashed the place up and Boris set fire to the toilets..