The Mail has learned that hoody-wearing layabouts are responsible for reading the works of Karl Marx.

Has the world gone mad? Hoody-wearing layabouts are reading the works of Karl Marx with impunity. Hanging is surely too good for these no good scum. Why doesn’t the Government use all the money it has stolen from the hardworking families of Britain in stealth taxes to make amends for the situation. Probably because they are too busy lining their pockets!

The Mail spoke to The English People, who said "a glorious thousand-year reich seems like the only practical choice to stem the tide of economic migrants"