Now children are openly being encouraged to flout the laws of morality and the land. Jeremy Corbyn admirers have been smashing up images of our queen of hearts, Lady Diana herself outside nursery schools.

Terror expert Anne Widdecombe has analysed the phenomenon in a new book which we certainly aren’t plugging although it is available from our bookshop for just £7.99; a fantastic 1.7% discount.

In "Smashing up images of our queen of hearts, Lady Diana herself: The True Face Of Evil", Anne Widdecombe says, "But many of the unemployeds had become static and didn’t know that if they got on a bus for an hour’s journey, they’d be in Cardiff and could look for the jobs there.".

A decent "Big Society" that cared about children would bring back hanging for Jeremy Corbyn admirers. After the hanging the still twitching bodies would be deported to somewhere tropical and foreign.