The horror or Broken Britain continues this week.

First we learn that being involved in the death of Princess Diana (God rest her precious soul) is becoming ever more common, then we learn that women are injecting crack into primary school children every day.

Among the hardworking Britons to attack women injecting crack into primary school children was Jacob Rees-Mogg who today said If only we had a privitised National Identity scheme this would never have happened.