The horror or Broken Britain continues this week.

First we learn that destabilising the British way of life is becoming ever more common, then we learn that gangs of children, some still in their prams are using skateboards and yobbish language to molest journalists every day.

Among the hardworking Britons to attack gangs of children, some still in their prams using skateboards and yobbish language to molest journalists was Beyonce who today said I like sponge.