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The horror or Broken Britain continues this week.

First we learn that plotting the overthrow both of the British state and our way of life is becoming ever more common, then we learn that cyber criminals are injecting crack into the kneecaps of innocent passers by every day.

Among the hardworking Britons to attack cyber criminals injecting crack into the kneecaps of innocent passers by was The English People who today said read my lips; no new taxes.


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