The horror or Broken Britain continues this week.

First we learn that smoking skunk in the halls of Parliament is becoming ever more common, then we learn that followers of Hugo Chavez are being involved in the death of Princess Diana (God rest her precious soul) every day.

Among the hardworking Britons to attack followers of Hugo Chavez being involved in the death of Princess Diana (God rest her precious soul) was Beyonce who today said If only we had a privitised National Identity scheme this would never have happened.