The horror or Broken Britain continues this week.

First we learn that setting fire to pensioners whilst high on skunk and crack is becoming ever more common, then we learn that gangs of children, some still in their prams are pleasuring themselves on the alters of our great cathedrals every day.

Among the hardworking Britons to attack gangs of children, some still in their prams pleasuring themselves on the alters of our great cathedrals was Lala from the teletubbies who today said Ban this sick filth.