The Daily Mail has learned, by imagining them, of literally BILLIONS of incidents of eating babies, all of them involving unemployed layabouts demanding benefits with menace.

In the glorious days of Norris McWhirter, speaking posthumously, no hardworking family of Britain would expect to experience eating babies, but nowadays thanks to unemployed layabouts demanding benefits with menace eating babies is an everyday occurence.

Frankly, the only thing that any sane person can say is Ban this sick filth.