The horror or Broken Britain continues this week.

First we learn that using skateboards and yobbish language to molest journalists is becoming ever more common, then we learn that young single mothers are destabilising the British way of life every day.

Among the hardworking Britons to attack young single mothers destabilising the British way of life was Boris Johnson who today said Things got out of hand and we’d had a few drinks. We smashed the place up and Boris set fire to the toilets..