The horror or Broken Britain continues this week.

First we learn that injecting crack into the kneecaps of innocent passers by is becoming ever more common, then we learn that Corbynites are terrorising the elderly residents of a tranquil Gloucestershire village every day.

Among the hardworking Britons to attack Corbynites terrorising the elderly residents of a tranquil Gloucestershire village was Mr I.P.Freely of Tunbridge Wells who today said I can no longer sit back and allow Communist infiltration, Communist indoctrination, Communist subversion and the international Communist conspiracy to sap and impurify all of our precious bodily fluids..