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Sick filth on television, a nanny state, stealth taxes, floods of immigrants and now tweeting the Interwebs into cyberterror on the Facebooks. Welcome to Broken Britain!

Last Thursday following an intensive 20 minute investigation on Facebook, The English People revealed that gypsies have been tweeting the Interwebs into cyberterror on the Facebooks with impunity.

These misfits surely shouldn’t be allowed in a country that is still ostensibly Christian. Corporal punishment is the only option for gypsies.

"That might sound harsh but so is having your children broken into and your house taught to hate itself in the name of multiculturalism in our so-called schools." The English People went on to say.


The English People concluded, "I grew up in the 1930s with an unemployed father. He did not riot. He got on his bike and looked for work, and he went on looking until he found it.".


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