The horror or Broken Britain continues this week.

First we learn that fighting the poilce is becoming ever more common, then we learn that Al Qu’aeda bosses are eating babies every day.

Among the hardworking Britons to attack Al Qu’aeda bosses eating babies was The deputy commisioner of the Metropolitan Police who today said Its the terrorists fault. Watch my eyes. Te-rror-ists. Now I can say anything I like and you’ll think it makes sense somehow. Brilliant. Te-rror-is-ts..